1 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:53,610 340. 2 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:55,130 Bang on. 3 00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:57,830 Next. 4 00:00:58,330 --> 00:00:59,330 Storm damage. 5 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:03,410 External security not renewed. 6 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:04,710 Go. 7 00:01:08,810 --> 00:01:12,650 I think you might have put a little bit of weight on in the intervening years. 8 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:13,609 It's my shoes. 9 00:01:13,610 --> 00:01:15,730 They've got very heavy soles. Yeah, right. 10 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:26,710 Nice stroke. 11 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:37,950 You never lose it. 12 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:42,930 Not to worry. 13 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:47,270 There isn't a car I can't drive, or an alarm I can't silence. 14 00:01:47,810 --> 00:01:50,250 It always comes down to two wires without fail. 15 00:01:50,830 --> 00:01:51,830 Which one? 16 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:54,490 That's where all the years of experience come from, Maurice. 17 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:58,348 Go on, that's it. 18 00:01:58,350 --> 00:01:59,350 All right. 19 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:04,950 Eeny, meeny, miny. No! 20 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,250 Moe. 21 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:09,530 I can do this with me eyes shut. 22 00:02:09,970 --> 00:02:12,330 See, that's why you and I are different, Modis. 23 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:16,930 You always expect the worst, where... You're a pathological optimist. 24 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,260 I'm bored, Mo. You're taking ages. 25 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,960 The torch. 26 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:33,780 Sorry. 27 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,800 Bit rusty, Mo. 28 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:43,980 Sorry. 29 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,920 Go and wait somewhere. 30 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,780 Where? Somewhere else. 31 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,750 It beats Spain, don't it? 32 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:15,750 What have we done? 33 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:18,410 I like it. 34 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:23,490 You have to give things a chance. No, you don't. That's not my experience. 35 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:27,530 Says the man who famously greeted mad Frankie Fraser with, I bet your bark's 36 00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:28,530 worse than your bite. 37 00:03:28,830 --> 00:03:30,330 How long did the bruising take to go down? 38 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:32,010 Surprisingly quickly, actually. 39 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:35,830 And it still sends a Christmas card to my autographs every year. 40 00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:39,490 Witchy autographs, I'll find you and I'll kill you. 41 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:42,130 Read the signs, Sid. 42 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:44,770 Occasionally they're there for our benefit. 43 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:50,850 You alright? 44 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:53,570 Oh, it's wheelchair-friendly. 45 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:55,490 The lift. 46 00:03:55,710 --> 00:03:56,930 I'm not in a wheelchair. 47 00:03:57,290 --> 00:03:58,490 No, I know, but... 48 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:03,140 You ever are so inclined what is 49 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:31,300 I can't find a space for a steak dish. 50 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,600 I'm not sure that's the biggest storage issue we've got. 51 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:43,300 Before the day is out, I intend to have a proper cup of tea and a trip round 52 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,300 Marks and Spencer's. 53 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,780 Thank you for making the right decision. 54 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,360 Well, there's only so much sun, sea and sand Rio one can manage in one's 55 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,360 lifetime, isn't there? 56 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:03,530 It's the one Thora Heard used to lie underneath. 57 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:06,289 What is? 58 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:10,150 That. That alarm thing. 59 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,130 It was in the Sunday mags, I can remember. 60 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:18,190 But she couldn't reach it, so she used to press the bloody pendant job round 61 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:18,949 her neck. 62 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:19,950 We don't get one of those. 63 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:21,190 I don't want one. 64 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,970 Bottom line is, you knew what it'd be like. 65 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:35,650 Barbara's right. You don't want to die in a foreign country. 66 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:37,390 That's not exactly what she said, Sid. 67 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:41,150 Never mind how old we're there. Any drugs you get, they shove straight up 68 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:44,730 your... Sidney, the issue here is one of harsh reality, as opposed to a quick 69 00:05:44,730 --> 00:05:46,750 deco at some plans over tapas. 70 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:48,790 Hello? 71 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:51,930 Excuse me, we've come a long way, if you don't mind. 72 00:05:52,530 --> 00:05:53,590 Yes, I'm coming. 73 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:56,010 Two pints of lager and a bottle of brandy. 74 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:58,970 I can only sell it by the measure. 75 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,900 Still up. Oh, God, this country. 76 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:03,260 All right. 77 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,200 I'll have 25 shots each, please. 78 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,980 I never thought you'd go through with it. 79 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:12,320 Well, I was just being a supportive husband. 80 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,700 You're being negative. I feel negative. 81 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,020 25 shots? 82 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:21,000 Gentlemen, forgive me. 83 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,560 Get them down, you Gregory Peck. 84 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:25,780 They're on the house. 85 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,180 Cheers. 86 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,940 You'll be in need of a warm welcome after the journey you've made, eh? 87 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:35,220 I saw the van earlier. 88 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:36,460 Outside the view. 89 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:40,200 Welcome to the Hooglemont. Or the Hoogie, as the locals call it. 90 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:41,559 Name's Edley. 91 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,780 And I'm the landlord of this fine establishment. 92 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,900 Morris. Sid. 93 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:47,840 You're always more than welcome in here. 94 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,540 Particularly on a Friday night. 95 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,920 And we're usually graced with the presence of one PC White who does her 96 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:59,020 cracking line in counterfeit designer gear. 97 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:00,669 Oh, this. 98 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,670 I've got this for him. 99 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:02,890 20 quid. 100 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:04,650 Boss, 101 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:07,210 three S's. It's the only difference. 102 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:08,450 Is that illegal? 103 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:12,350 Well... Depends where you draw the line, don't it, Maurice? 104 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:17,250 Come in. 105 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:19,110 We get all sorts in here. 106 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:20,509 That's what I'm saying. 107 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:23,110 Hedley? Hedley, have you seen my pen? Helen, here. 108 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:24,330 Here. 109 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:26,110 Helen, let me introduce you. 110 00:07:29,290 --> 00:07:30,290 Morris, Sid. 111 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:31,810 Just in from the Costa. 112 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:33,930 This is Ellen. 113 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:35,050 It's me lovely wife. 114 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:36,870 I'm very pleased to meet you both. 115 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:40,230 Hedley, come and kick the cooker, will you? There's an element gone. 116 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:41,450 All right. 117 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:43,810 Well, enjoy, lads. Great to have you back. 118 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:51,930 And finally, the local boozer, run apparently by a bloke on some 119 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,410 local weekend, a community day release game. 120 00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:57,130 Nice. 121 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:58,710 Keep an eye on him, will you? 122 00:07:59,050 --> 00:08:02,470 Well, I'm... He's way too interested in us, isn't he? 123 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:05,650 Scotland Yard's most wanted this scene. 124 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:06,970 And Interpol. 125 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:09,810 The men's are still going to be looking for us. 126 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:12,050 Remember that? 127 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:14,070 Yeah, of course. 128 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,750 What? 129 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:20,370 That's more like it. 130 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:21,909 What is? 131 00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:24,230 You. The Morris I know. 132 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:26,270 Suspicious. 133 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:27,990 Untrusting. 134 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:32,330 Cantankerous, foul-mouthed, misanthroped, but always on the front 135 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:33,330 foot. 136 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:41,230 We will overcome, because that's what we do, me and you. You're right. 137 00:08:41,809 --> 00:08:43,030 We're the good blokes here. 138 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:48,170 If I said anything... I hope your ferry sinks and you drown. 139 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:49,610 I never meant it. 140 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:52,410 It's good to have you around. 141 00:08:52,710 --> 00:08:54,470 Well, lend us 18 grand, then, will you? 142 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:59,850 Eighteen grand. That's why I was a bit... I just got the call with New 143 00:08:59,850 --> 00:09:02,030 King. I'm getting back to you as soon as I can. 144 00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:03,310 Maurice? 145 00:09:04,990 --> 00:09:07,830 Oh, I thought I heard you crashing about. 146 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:11,530 Have you had a lot to drink? 147 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:12,970 Jet lag. 148 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,310 You came by boat, Sid. 149 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:15,850 And Bacardi. 150 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:18,270 We have celebrated a bit. 151 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:19,710 Was there something? 152 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:21,490 Can you give me a hand with the curtains? 153 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:22,810 I can't reach. 154 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:23,930 Of course. 155 00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:25,550 Two seconds. 156 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,020 What have you done? What have you done? It's not anything. 157 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,940 I mean, it's not even me. 158 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,360 It's Joe. 159 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,120 Don't. Don't go like that. Why? 160 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:43,660 It's always Joe. Even abroad, there wasn't a week went by when you weren't 161 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:46,600 sending him money or calling in favors. It's me son. 162 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,860 What am I supposed to do? 163 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:53,000 And actually, he's managing all right. 164 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:55,660 Got himself a job a while back. 165 00:09:57,010 --> 00:10:00,090 Only had an accident with it. What sort of an accident? 166 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:03,050 Are you familiar with ornamental carp? 167 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:07,550 About a month ago, he's got this delivery to make. 168 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:11,830 Only it's dinner time. 169 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,590 So he parks up for some snapping. 170 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:19,750 And I suppose, if you're being hypocritical, you could say that he 171 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:23,210 should have checked whether the level of cooling they was providing for these 172 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:25,570 fish allowed for a second cuppa. 173 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,180 and a slice of Bakewell tart. 174 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:45,080 Because while it does keep them lovely and fresh, it turns out that freezing 175 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,100 fish doesn't necessarily keep them alive. 176 00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:00,830 18 grand for goldfish? 177 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:02,550 They're like horses, Maurice. 178 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:04,630 You get different types. 179 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:10,290 Thoroughbreds. In any case, the fish only come to five, which is paid off. 180 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:12,850 The rest is admin charges. 181 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,090 What are you talking about? 182 00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:15,990 Off of the people that bought the debt. 183 00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:18,030 18,000, Sid! 184 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,970 Oh, flippin' heck, Maurice, I know. 185 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:21,810 I haven't got that sort of money. 186 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,130 You could still help me, though, couldn't you? 187 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:32,710 Get hold of it. 188 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:37,170 Oh, no, no, Sid. No. 189 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:41,710 We've hung up our boots, so don't even think that. No! 190 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,360 Sorry. Yes. 191 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,400 What? 192 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,840 When? 193 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,740 No, no, no, of course, of course. 194 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,560 I told you he was serious. 195 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,440 I saw his blog and his mates. 196 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,800 I broke three of my ribs. 197 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,120 I did my best. 198 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,520 I swear. 199 00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:35,430 What's done's done, innit? 200 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:37,350 You can't let him come back after me, Dad. 201 00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:39,170 Not now you're back home. 202 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:41,510 You can't let me down again. 203 00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:48,490 Maurice didn't... didn't see you there. 204 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:49,690 Jo. 205 00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:54,130 Sorry you're... not so good. 206 00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:57,830 Sid, can I have a private word with Jo? 207 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,320 Your father loves you. 208 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,060 He adores you. 209 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:11,880 And if I ever hear you talk to him like that again, I'll break every other bone 210 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,620 in your body that's not already broken. 211 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,660 He didn't let you down. 212 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,380 I did. 213 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:00,540 Safes on the ground floor. What? 214 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,160 Locks on the upper windows. 215 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:05,360 Two for seven quid. I'll do it all. 216 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,860 Nothing worth nicking out there. 217 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,100 What? The invisibles. 218 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:16,820 We're back. 219 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:26,800 Remember the last time I had this spirit level out? 220 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:28,470 George sank in Paris. 221 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:30,090 We was glamour. 222 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,630 We was glitz. 223 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,110 What? 224 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:51,130 You're my best friend in the whole world, Maurice. No one else would have 225 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:52,630 done this for me. I know that. 226 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,430 First time in 18 years, eh? 227 00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:05,830 Let's get to business. 228 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:20,230 What are you doing? 229 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,530 I'm bored, Mo. You're taking ages. 230 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,320 Bit rusty, Mo. 231 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,420 Sorry. 232 00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,300 Go and wait somewhere. 233 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,140 Where? Somewhere else. 234 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,440 Nice one. 235 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:41,580 Sid! 236 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,640 What? 237 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,940 Have you got a hanky? 238 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:51,200 Huh? No worries, no worries. I'll use me sleeve. 239 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,640 What are you doing? 240 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,160 Here. 241 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:57,820 Hold on. 242 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,480 We'll take this. 243 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,460 Yes. 244 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,340 Come on. 245 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,580 Cook it with gas. 246 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,200 Just a drive, Santa. 247 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,860 Like riding a bike, Moe. You'll never forget how. 248 00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:56,590 They're still there, see? 249 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,190 God, what was I thinking? 250 00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,810 When Barbara finds out. 251 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:05,870 Just stop. Just pull over before you kill us both. 252 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:07,450 I've lost them. 253 00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:11,570 No, you haven't. You just can't see because your eyesight's so bad. 254 00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:16,250 Bloody hell. I wonder you were bumping into things. 255 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:18,150 I either need them or my eyes are tired. 256 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,040 Sid, what are you doing? 257 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,280 Sidney! 258 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,460 Sid! 259 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:54,920 Four of them. All dead. 260 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,940 Jesus. 261 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,460 Dead. As in breathing. 262 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,280 Bloody annoyed. 263 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,500 that are bound to arrest us. 264 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,560 You... rat! 265 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,940 20 year olds, of course they catch him. 266 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,040 Come on in. 267 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:09,780 I 268 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:20,400 feel 269 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,400 terrible, Mo. 270 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,420 It's not your fault, Nick. 271 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,620 Make it as authentic as possible. That's what we said. That's what we meant. 272 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,520 See if there'd been any slippage. 273 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,180 Don't look at me. 274 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,840 Here's Sid. 275 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,920 There was one thing, actually. 276 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:39,990 You did the infrared and the motion stuff lovely getting in there. Only 277 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,990 there were two tremor points that you missed. 278 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,850 What? Little thing. 279 00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:45,350 Device. 280 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,910 Came out a couple of years ago. 281 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:52,050 A couple of others in there you might not be too familiar with. 282 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:54,750 I mean, generally, bang on. 283 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,170 Thank you. 284 00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,450 Thank you, Nick. 285 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,250 And you got some nice new stuff and all, eh? 286 00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:05,090 Yeah. Books and, er, that pen was lovely. 287 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,600 400 quid a piece they are, Sid. 288 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:15,600 Incidentally, you, uh... You signed your name when you were, uh, you 289 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:20,600 know... It's just a small point, like, you know. 290 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,140 I... I wanted to see how it rolled. 291 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,080 Rehearsal. 292 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,060 Well, I'd never do it on the night. 293 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,600 It could happen to anyone. 294 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:39,880 Who wants another Scotch top-up? You'd better be making tracks. 295 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,260 Yeah. 296 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,580 It's been lovely seeing you again, Nick. 297 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,080 Thanks again. 298 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,880 It's been most... informative. 299 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,259 Has it? 300 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:52,220 I mean, you ain't actually said more. 301 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,120 You know how it all went. 302 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:55,620 How it went? 303 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,460 Aside from us... demolishing your front room. 304 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:05,380 and becoming involved in a near-fatal car chase with the police. 305 00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:10,620 And one of a select band signing his name at the scene of the crime, not to 306 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:14,640 mention leaving fingerprints of a quality that a forensics expert would 307 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,740 struggle to mock up! 308 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,880 Aside from that, A1, I should say. 309 00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:22,980 Oh, come on, Morris, it wasn't all that bad. 310 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,510 Crazy. Once it's over, it's over. 311 00:22:56,970 --> 00:22:58,550 I suppose I better put this back. 312 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,430 You cracked the safe. 313 00:23:01,090 --> 00:23:02,090 Ah, yeah. 314 00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:03,450 So? 315 00:23:04,410 --> 00:23:05,710 You cracked the safe. 316 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:08,980 You cracked it. 317 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,600 Oh! 318 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,840 What time did you get off this morning? 319 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:24,500 Don't you play the innocent with me, Maurice Riley. 320 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,720 Oh, God, what? 321 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,560 Hardly unpacked and already it's started. 322 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:29,699 I've left a note. 323 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:33,580 In he rolls, 5am. It was two and I explained quite clearly. Let him out of 324 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,680 breath. I had a can of curry. 325 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:38,330 Really? The kind that makes you take double glucosamine as soon as you walk 326 00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:39,330 through the door. 327 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:41,630 I've checked, so don't deny it. 328 00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:45,110 Bit of wear and tear on the joints, was there? Knees giving you a chip. 329 00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:47,030 For heaven's sake, I was out with Sid. 330 00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:49,730 Well, why didn't you tell me you were out with him? 331 00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:56,630 Because... Because you know how you get when I have a mogul butter chicken or a 332 00:23:56,630 --> 00:24:01,230 lamb passanda with extra cream. You start bandying the C word around. 333 00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:04,170 Cholesterol this and cholesterol that. 334 00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:05,840 I just fancied a blowout. 335 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:16,420 You promised me, Maurice, you'd never ever go back to work. No more crime. 336 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,720 And I meant it. 337 00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:23,500 Then you're having an affair. 338 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,940 How? What's her name? 339 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:32,740 Sid Woolsey. We were at the Taj Mahal, just next to Tesco's. Worried about it. 340 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,440 Bring them. 341 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,640 Clara, honestly, do you really think that I'm mucking about on the side? 342 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,400 I'd have an affair with you. 343 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:42,680 Well, that's because you're a person of questionable morality. 344 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,120 Unlike me. 345 00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:54,740 Did it make you hanker? 346 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,980 All that wild indulgence, did you pine for the good old days? 347 00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:06,140 Last night, me and Sid. 348 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:12,320 I'm not joking. I couldn't wait to get back here. This is the good life now. 349 00:25:39,810 --> 00:25:41,250 Hello. Nick. Boris. 350 00:25:41,530 --> 00:25:42,910 What's wrong? I need an intercept. 351 00:25:43,450 --> 00:25:45,570 Double quick from my home line. Yeah, okay. 352 00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:49,330 Doing it. Who am I? Where am I? Taj Mahal. Local curry house. 353 00:25:49,870 --> 00:25:50,870 You're the owner. 354 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,350 Punjabi or what? 355 00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:54,310 Oh, whatever you like. Just sound convincing. 356 00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:56,550 You served me and Sid last night. 357 00:25:57,830 --> 00:25:58,990 Something unhealthy. 358 00:25:59,710 --> 00:26:01,110 Masala. Pillar rice. 359 00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:03,490 Shed loads of brandy. What's that? 360 00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:13,770 Trust in marriage is a wonderful thing, Nick. 361 00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:16,790 Lack of trust, however, makes for longevity. 362 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:43,920 I'm parked on nautical double yellows here. 363 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,360 Rabid, you know. 364 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,560 River police, they catch you. 365 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,340 I know that you'll be aware. 366 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:52,560 You can moor here if you want. 367 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,340 It's all included in the price. 368 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:56,140 I've got a parker upstream. 369 00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:58,140 How inconvenient for you. 370 00:26:58,420 --> 00:27:02,180 Well, better having a boat off the beaten track than no boat at all, eh, 371 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200 Morris? 372 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,580 Hey, Sid, what are you baiting me there? 373 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,640 Dynamite? 374 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,740 Mind you, good energy giver, innit, fish? 375 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,440 You'll be needing plenty of that after last night. 376 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:14,920 I beg your pardon. 377 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,020 I'm just saying, some adventure that must have been. 378 00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:20,480 What time did you get in at? 379 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,180 I don't remember seeing you there. 380 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,480 No, but I was. 381 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,480 One of my insomniac walks. 382 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,740 And there you lads are, staggering in in the wee hours. 383 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,500 What was it, a strip joint or something? 384 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,620 Must have been, the way you both look. Bloody exhausted. 385 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,020 Or was it something better than that? 386 00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:38,380 What do you mean? 387 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:40,980 Yeah. 388 00:27:42,990 --> 00:27:43,990 What do you mean? 389 00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:45,190 Nothing. 390 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:46,850 See you around, lads. 391 00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:56,910 He's on to us. No, he's not. Yeah, but if he's sniffing about the place, how 392 00:27:56,910 --> 00:28:01,470 are we going to help Joe? Sid, there is no helping Joe. Don't you understand 393 00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:04,530 that? Last night wasn't a dream. It was real. 394 00:28:04,870 --> 00:28:06,690 There is no way back. 395 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,539 Yeah, hello. 396 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:45,300 Listen, I'm... I need a health check. 397 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,640 Everything you've got. 398 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,740 There's a landlord with a Pougamont pub. 399 00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:51,820 I'll send it to you now. 400 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:53,260 Yeah, OK, Mo. 401 00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:56,780 OK. Cheers. 402 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,320 Here, have this and all. 403 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,680 Port and brandy. 404 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,080 Nature's amoxicillin. 405 00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:30,140 Thank you. 406 00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:33,300 And that robe, well, it's all right, isn't it? 407 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,040 Yeah, it's fine. 408 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,100 I could just as easily have gone back to my flat, you know. No, I feel 409 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,100 responsible. 410 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,480 And anyway, you're all on your own over there. 411 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:49,060 Oh, I mean... Oh, I didn't mean that... Oh, it's just Hedley's told us and... 412 00:29:49,060 --> 00:29:50,060 No, it's fine. 413 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,020 Has he, um... 414 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,400 Has he talked about us much, then? 415 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,880 No. 416 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,240 Really. Well, a couple of things. 417 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,440 Oh, no. Oh, we haven't been gossiping, I promise. 418 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,820 Keeps his friends to himself, Hedley does. 419 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,100 Right, then. 420 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:14,720 Can I just say, I think it's lovely how you've got it in here. 421 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:15,980 Aw, thanks. 422 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,080 I always try, you know, whenever we get a new tenancy. 423 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,640 Make me mark. 424 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:21,880 Oh, you've certainly done that. 425 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:23,340 Any road. 426 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,120 Better get me clothes and get off. 427 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:26,720 Oh, yeah, I'll go and get them. 428 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,640 Oh, if there's ever anything I can do, return the favour, you know. 429 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,300 Just ask. 430 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,440 That's really nice. 431 00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:27,810 That's it. 432 00:31:29,010 --> 00:31:30,990 Are you going to answer that bloody thing? 433 00:31:34,410 --> 00:31:35,410 Hello? 434 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:38,330 No. 435 00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:40,210 No, that's fine. 436 00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:41,830 Thank you. 437 00:31:42,990 --> 00:31:43,990 Who was it? 438 00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:45,350 Claude. 439 00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:47,230 On the front desk. 440 00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:49,070 It's just like Joey. 441 00:31:49,870 --> 00:31:51,470 He's on his way up. Joe is? 442 00:31:57,390 --> 00:31:58,390 I blow Collins. 443 00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:00,250 Came to see us again in hospital. 444 00:32:01,110 --> 00:32:02,770 I have to pay him back by Friday. 445 00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:07,310 Can't stop here for a bit. 446 00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:09,330 I need a bottle, Dad. 447 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:21,330 Come on, one last job. No. 448 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,310 Hello, Sid. 449 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:32,790 No, I told you. I know what you told me. And I'm telling you, I don't accept it. 450 00:32:33,430 --> 00:32:34,430 I'll see you downstairs. 451 00:32:35,590 --> 00:32:36,590 Don't keep him, Sid. 452 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:39,990 It's our party tomorrow night at the Hoogie. And he's promised to hold my 453 00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:42,810 basket whilst I run wild at the cold meats counter. 454 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:49,530 Sid, don't make it any worse. 455 00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:52,770 You got the necklace. 456 00:32:54,590 --> 00:32:55,590 All right. 457 00:32:56,070 --> 00:32:57,070 There were problems. 458 00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:03,260 And they were mostly my doing, I know that. But the main thing, you got the 459 00:33:03,260 --> 00:33:05,180 jewels. I didn't. 460 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:06,900 What? 461 00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:08,400 I ran out of time. 462 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:13,540 But I saw it. You put it on the table. That was Barbara's. 463 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,260 They were a pair. 464 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:20,800 The crown prince of Austria's twin daughters. We gave one to Nick and 465 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,580 Barbara had the other one. Which is what I took with me. 466 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:24,980 What I showed you. 467 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,540 Nick's wife's chores never left the vault. 468 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,080 I don't understand. We were the best. 469 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:37,060 We're not anymore. 470 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,280 We were always going to fail, Sid. 471 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:43,880 There, I've said it. 472 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,700 I couldn't face coming home empty-handed. 473 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:52,140 Not me. 474 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,900 It's just our little thank you for making us so welcome. Oh, yes, looking 475 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:10,900 forward to it. 476 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 You all set? 477 00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,260 Actually, Babs, I feel a bit ropey. 478 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:19,560 You all right? It's a bit tight, that's all. I've got a little light down. 479 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:21,639 You go on ahead, all right? 480 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,360 Mm. 481 00:35:35,630 --> 00:35:39,290 I'm the best safe-cracker this country has ever produced. I am William 482 00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:41,350 Shakespeare, Bobby Moore and the Beatles. 483 00:35:41,570 --> 00:35:44,890 And once, blood ran through my veins. 484 00:35:49,130 --> 00:35:50,250 We were the best. 485 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:52,150 We're not anymore. 486 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:54,350 We were always going to fail, Sid. 487 00:35:58,930 --> 00:36:01,310 I'm the best safe-cracker this country has ever produced. 488 00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:03,290 I am William Shakespeare. 489 00:36:03,690 --> 00:36:04,890 Bobby Moore and the Beatles. 490 00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:09,210 And once, blood ran through my veins. 491 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,750 It's a little rusty, that's all. 492 00:36:33,070 --> 00:36:34,070 Are you in there? 493 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:44,750 What's wrong? 494 00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:50,610 Nothing. It's just, um... Hadley's got some photos of us breaking into young 495 00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:51,610 Nick's place. 496 00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:02,810 Don't believe anything was stolen? 497 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:04,610 Any complaints, mate? 498 00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:06,930 You were practicing. 499 00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:08,930 You're back in. 500 00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:10,830 I've no idea what you're talking about. 501 00:37:12,870 --> 00:37:13,870 Come on, Morris. 502 00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:17,050 You're Morris Riley. 503 00:37:17,650 --> 00:37:18,910 You're Sid Woolsey. 504 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,750 You're the Invisibles. 505 00:37:22,650 --> 00:37:24,490 And how would you know that? 506 00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:26,450 Because you were friends with me dad. 507 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,730 We were friends with a lot of people. 508 00:37:29,070 --> 00:37:30,090 Hotel Samaritz. 509 00:37:30,650 --> 00:37:31,650 Big society wedding. 510 00:37:32,310 --> 00:37:34,450 He broke the strongbox, but he had all the gifts in. 511 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:37,490 Only there's a problem getting away, so he went to ground. 512 00:37:37,810 --> 00:37:40,770 And my dad got frostbite in his big toe and he had to take it off with a Swiss 513 00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:41,770 Army knife. 514 00:37:42,210 --> 00:37:43,210 Vernon. 515 00:37:44,350 --> 00:37:45,390 Vernon Hathaway. 516 00:37:46,010 --> 00:37:47,010 My dad. 517 00:37:48,410 --> 00:37:49,490 The third invisible. 518 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:51,790 Sit down, fellas. 519 00:37:51,990 --> 00:37:52,990 Sit down. 520 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:06,460 I have waited so long, so long to hook up with you lads. 521 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:11,480 Every job you pulled, every move you made, I knew every last detail. 522 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:19,160 And even when Dad died and you packed in, I was religious 523 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,100 in the papers on the net. The slightest mention, I devoured it. 524 00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:25,560 Because I'm in the same line as you. 525 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,860 You're a publican. No, I'm not. 526 00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:31,220 I'm not, Sid. That's a cover, isn't it? The tenancies. 527 00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:35,020 The tenancies, they allow me to drift around the country, you know, nice and 528 00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:36,200 easy. No questions. 529 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,280 But it ain't the main job. 530 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,940 I was the man behind the Rotherham Seven. 531 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:44,180 You've probably heard of us. 532 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,660 Something of a reputation for top-end jobs. 533 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,100 Yeah, well, it's smaller up north and you can't afford to stand out too much. 534 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,240 Anyway, the point being... 535 00:38:57,610 --> 00:39:01,510 Everything I did, you, you two were my guiding light. 536 00:39:01,910 --> 00:39:06,670 So when I heard you were coming back to England to here, contact's on the 537 00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:07,670 custer. 538 00:39:07,810 --> 00:39:11,650 I got myself through the doors at the Oogie double quick, and here I am. I'm 539 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,530 in who you are, and it's bloody perfect. 540 00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:18,530 What are you talking about? 541 00:39:20,290 --> 00:39:22,390 Us, Maurice. 542 00:39:23,890 --> 00:39:27,070 The Invisibles reformed. 543 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,680 It makes sense. 544 00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:36,760 I mean, you've got skills that the kids, the kids today, they just haven't got. 545 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000 And I've got the legs. 546 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,960 And I mean, they say that, you know, about great boxers. That's what goes. 547 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:43,340 Never the punch. 548 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:48,840 Well, I can take care of all that side of things and all you've got to do is 549 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,000 use your God-given gift. 550 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,080 You little prat. 551 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:57,940 To do what, eh? 552 00:39:58,490 --> 00:39:59,510 Is that what these are about? 553 00:39:59,890 --> 00:40:00,890 Hmm? 554 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:03,750 Showing us what a smooth operator you are. No. 555 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:07,010 Well, the thing is, you haven't been entirely straight with us, have you? 556 00:40:07,290 --> 00:40:11,530 Hedley Alan Huthwaite, arrested at 23, 26, 34. 557 00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:14,010 See, I know all about you already. 558 00:40:14,330 --> 00:40:17,410 You knew he was Vernon's lad. And all the top-end jobs you've been pulling, 559 00:40:17,490 --> 00:40:20,730 electrifying the upper echelons of British crime. What is that? What is 560 00:40:20,730 --> 00:40:21,669 that you're looking at? 561 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:25,690 Petty theft, benefit fraud, handling stolen goods. 562 00:40:25,930 --> 00:40:26,930 Oh. 563 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:32,130 The theft of 78 wheelchairs and six artificial limbs from Humberside Health 564 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,310 Authority. Nice. 565 00:40:34,610 --> 00:40:37,910 What happens? Does Helen get a pub somewhere near the prison? I don't know 566 00:40:37,910 --> 00:40:38,910 what you're talking about. 567 00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:43,630 Your dad was a gentleman and a thoroughbred, and he would never have 568 00:40:43,630 --> 00:40:46,950 pulled a stunt like this because he was top end. 569 00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:53,330 Now, haven't you got some glasses to wash? 570 00:40:56,110 --> 00:40:57,110 We've got work to do. 571 00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:00,950 What do you mean, we've got work to do? 572 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,330 Sort your Joe out. 573 00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:05,570 Pay those loan sharks a visit. 574 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:06,810 Holland? 575 00:41:06,930 --> 00:41:07,930 Tonight. 576 00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:11,310 It's a 1973 Meridian. 577 00:42:11,950 --> 00:42:15,650 Comes with a haywain or the first intemaria, tugged to his last breath to 578 00:42:15,650 --> 00:42:16,650 be broken up. 579 00:42:17,890 --> 00:42:20,130 I've got a blue flashing light on the one. 580 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,260 Harold's running a bank business, Sid. 581 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,180 Disinclined to use the local bank. 582 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,000 Who 583 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:15,920 the 584 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:16,920 hell are you? 585 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,720 Kreets! 586 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,740 I want to know why you were trying to rob me. 587 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:49,080 I want to know before I call the police why you broke into my office and 588 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,980 tried to clear me out. 589 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,740 We actually weren't very good. 590 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,840 Hey! He's got his hands tied! 591 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,680 I'm sorry. 592 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,380 Does that break some prehistoric code of honor or something? 593 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,800 What?! 594 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,380 Let's try again, you thieving boy. You're calling us thieves? 595 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:53,020 The five grand debt already paid. You charge 18 in interest. 596 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000 The fish, ma? 597 00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:56,140 My lad. 598 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,240 Oh, Christ. 599 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,120 Is it any wonder he turned out to be such a high achiever? 600 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,100 You said leave, leave. Who the hell are you, eh? 601 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000 We did you. 602 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,940 Tis you good and proper. 603 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,560 And we can do you every day in a week and a half. 604 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:19,420 No matter what security you put in here, you just got lucky coming back when you 605 00:46:19,420 --> 00:46:20,399 did. 606 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,780 But we stuffed you. 607 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:23,700 And don't you forget it. 608 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:25,560 He's not wrong, you know. 609 00:46:28,980 --> 00:46:33,940 You boys, you're actually in the presence of greatness. 610 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,240 And who may you be? 611 00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:41,260 I'm the hardest man you've ever met in your life. 612 00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:10,420 All debt's paid. 613 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:16,660 So, now just imagine his lads stood here handing this over. 614 00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:18,340 I think that was the plan. 615 00:47:19,540 --> 00:47:21,000 Pay you off with your own cash. 616 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:22,720 Classic. 617 00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:24,220 Always. 618 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,160 Done. 619 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,560 So back off. 620 00:47:36,819 --> 00:47:39,400 Otherwise, they'll just come visit you again and they'll just rob you again. 621 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:41,860 Because they weren't making you up, you know. 622 00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:47,900 You boys, you're just not good enough to keep them out. 623 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,300 Yeah? 624 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,260 If you don't take me seriously, I'll be back and all. 625 00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:54,800 Only next time, I'll be angry. 626 00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:57,300 You don't want to see that. 627 00:48:21,930 --> 00:48:23,190 You're just missing a third man. 628 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:50,690 I don't know whether to wait, Joe. 629 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,420 He's had a tough few days. 630 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,200 I'll tell him later over tea and toast. 631 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:01,880 Speaking of which, 632 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:05,660 I'm not fast asleep without Barbara before she wakes up. 633 00:49:06,380 --> 00:49:08,720 This century may be somewhat peric. 634 00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:10,740 We did it, Mo. 635 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:15,080 Did the job. Yes, we did. 636 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,460 Laughing boy was a big help. 637 00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:24,280 But we did it. 638 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:35,280 You'd never lose it. You'd never lose it. 639 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:45,700 Just wanted to say hello properly. 640 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,200 Oh, look. 641 00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:48,540 Sid. 642 00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:50,540 Lovely. Hi. 643 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,480 Hello, Boris. 644 00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:53,720 Oh, sorry, mate. 645 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,600 Boris. Just wanted to say thanks, you know. 646 00:49:58,100 --> 00:49:59,100 Don't mention it. 647 00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:01,600 I really am. Don't mention it. 648 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:13,500 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could just get your attention, I would like to 649 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:16,020 announce that the hot tub is now up and running. 650 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,620 Yeah, and I've just lobbed a bucket of disinfectant in so there's no worry of 651 00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:25,840 catching communicable diseases. 652 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,360 I did hear a whisper. 653 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:35,860 Would you like a drink? 654 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,160 Maurice. 655 00:50:46,299 --> 00:50:47,440 Hey. The hot tub. 656 00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:49,380 I need someone to lead the charge. 657 00:50:49,820 --> 00:50:52,380 I spent a bloody fortune on that thing. 658 00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:57,160 Huh? Give it five minutes and then dive in. Well, you know, make a big splash so 659 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:58,160 they can all hear. 660 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,620 You weren't there, were you? 661 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,080 No. I'm arcyzing. 662 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,620 I told Ellen it was the garage door. 663 00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:05,860 How about you? 664 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:08,800 Well, I fell on the pull-down seat in the shower. 665 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,420 Did give me a chance to take a hammer to it and smash a thing off the wall. 666 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:13,760 Fair do, sir. 667 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:14,900 Five minutes, yeah? 668 00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:17,660 Ed Lee. 669 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,800 Thanks. 670 00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:25,820 Very much. 671 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000 You know, I wasn't lying. 672 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,260 I mean, all that stuff you found out about me, you know, even if it is true 673 00:51:34,260 --> 00:51:39,600 and it was a bit shabby the way it turned out, I meant it about you and 674 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,330 Sid. You know, I'd be lying there in my cell when I'd been sent down for forging 675 00:51:43,330 --> 00:51:47,650 OAP's pension books or selling three and a half tons of condemned chicken to a 676 00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:51,870 school in Motherwell and I'd think, it don't have to be like this. 677 00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:57,310 There's another way that's... that's clean somehow. 678 00:51:58,710 --> 00:51:59,750 That's got style. 679 00:52:01,230 --> 00:52:02,950 And I still think that today, Maurice. 680 00:52:09,930 --> 00:52:10,930 Good evening. 681 00:52:11,310 --> 00:52:12,310 Boris. 682 00:52:12,890 --> 00:52:13,890 What are you doing? 683 00:52:14,150 --> 00:52:15,150 Leap of faith. 684 00:52:15,850 --> 00:52:20,830 This is 685 00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:24,890 for you. 686 00:52:41,549 --> 00:52:42,549 shoulder. What? 687 00:52:42,890 --> 00:52:43,890 Last night. 688 00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:45,750 I keep getting cramp. 689 00:52:46,170 --> 00:52:48,070 Tell me about it, eh? Have a look at that. 690 00:52:48,310 --> 00:52:51,050 Go on, turn it off. I'll keep it blocking myself the way I'm feeling. 691 00:52:51,290 --> 00:52:53,910 Come on. Yeah, I get like that at all. 692 00:52:54,590 --> 00:52:55,750 I'll not sleep tonight. 693 00:52:57,230 --> 00:53:00,410 That makes it 72 hours. 694 00:53:01,330 --> 00:53:02,430 Hey, lads, lads. 695 00:53:03,730 --> 00:53:04,730 Isn't it great, eh? 696 00:53:05,210 --> 00:53:06,210 The feeling. 697 00:53:07,790 --> 00:53:08,790 Yeah. 698 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,340 I mean, Hadley's right, Mo. 699 00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:14,220 We're three. 700 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,720 Always have been. 701 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:21,380 But if we are gonna start again, we need one more to remain invisible. 702 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,380 Not really breaking a promise, Mo. 703 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:28,520 Not if Barbara doesn't find out. 704 00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:29,740 Oh, right. 705 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,500 Eh? 706 00:53:33,980 --> 00:53:35,960 It was fun, though. 707 00:53:38,450 --> 00:53:41,330 Ghost, you'll have to get fit. You won't. Well, you were glowing when we 708 00:53:41,330 --> 00:53:42,330 ran from Batmolta. 709 00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:45,690 Struggling, was he? Me? He had double-vision nausea. 710 00:53:45,930 --> 00:53:49,950 Quote, it's total body cramp. I said we could do with a ramp. To vault the wall? 711 00:53:50,130 --> 00:53:51,130 Exactly. Oh, dream on. 712 00:53:53,150 --> 00:53:54,150 Hello, Morris. 713 00:53:54,350 --> 00:53:57,730 I thought he was dead. So is he, copper. So what? 714 00:53:58,070 --> 00:54:00,410 I can send you down for the Heathrow bullying job. 715 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:02,990 What do you want? You're going to do a job for me, Morris. 716 00:54:03,210 --> 00:54:04,149 Do the job. 717 00:54:04,150 --> 00:54:07,490 Without friction, there's no heat. Grace doesn't know about the past. 718 00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:11,760 that he was a thief. In our heat, there's no flame. 719 00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:13,020 Here. 720 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,160 Firebottle cider. 721 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,560 Don't hang about in the market square. 722 00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:16,880 I'm 21, Dad. 723 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,200 You'd throw me to the lion. 724 00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:19,960 It's a sad fact, but we're friends. 725 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:23,360 You unbelievable cretin! 726 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,000 Have you even got out of the flat yet? 727 00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:27,020 Well, Ed Lee was, for a minute. 728 00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:29,200 Then he staggered back in and collapsed. 729 00:54:29,580 --> 00:54:30,780 Tell him I stonched it! 730 00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:32,240 You're gonna rob a boat. 731 00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:33,980 Redside marina. 732 00:54:34,180 --> 00:54:35,180 No more mistakes. 733 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:37,100 All right. 734 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,078 I brushed your blacks. 735 00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,460 You only have blacks at night. 736 00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:42,880 This boat's more than a marina. It's twice the size of anything else there. 737 00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:45,580 You're enjoying this. And I'm not going to let Mo down. 738 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,740 Without a flame, there's no fire.